Golden jokes – exclusive excerpts
Welcome to the world of special entertainment. Keeping up with the ever increasing, diversifying world, humor delivery has specialized too.
Now presenting, exclusive excerpts of the proposed joke and carton book on gold, probably the first ever such book on the yellow metal.
The proposed book with cartoons by AK, is a contributed collection, edited by AK. A worthy tribute to a nation that prides as the largest consumer of gold.
DIRTY EARRINGS
Kavitha Kumari – Cochin
A wealthy lady from Mumbai once decided to celebrate her forty fifth birthday with the inmates of the women’s mental hospital, in line with the new social trend. She set out distributing food packets, when one of them smiled at her and asked her for her gold earrings.
Being her birthday, she didn’t want to disappoint the mental patient and so played tactfully, ‘My earrings are dirty. I picked it up from a lavatory’.
‘Lavatory?; then I don’t want your stinking earrings. You can keep them’.
The secret of the earrings spread to other inmates, who soon gathered around the birthday lady.
‘Can you feel the stink, it’s from her earrings’, one said.
‘But she is still lucky, isn’t she?’ another asked.
‘Stop it!’, screamed a fat worried inmate, ‘Can’t anyone of you think of the poor fellow who swallowed it
MYSTERIOUS DUO
Kalpana – Mysore
A night patrol police team once caught a man with a briefcase full of gold biscuits. He immediately confessed that he was a carrier and that the consignment was for someone he did not know.
‘I was instructed to reach the Central Railway Station and wait’, he told the police.
The police then questioned him about the identity of the sender.
‘Well two men from Hotel New Park had given it to me and asked me to do this for a thousand rupees’.
‘Will you be able to identify them?’
‘Of course yes’
The police took him to the hotel and showed him through each room, but his senders weren’t there. They then took him to the lobby and he shot back immediately, ‘The two aren’t here either, you won’t believe the kind of people who gave me this briefcase’.
The frustrated police inspector pulled him up by his collar and said, ‘Must have been the prime minister and the president, isn’t it?’
‘Well no, it was only a sheikh and an eskimo’
